Hannah Horvath: My Spirit Animal

“I don’t even want a boyfriend. I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time and thinks I’m the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me. And it makes me feel very stupid to tell you this. It makes me sound like a girl who wants to go to brunch and I really don’t want to go to brunch. I don’t want you to like, sit on the couch while I shop or like even meet my friends. I don’t even want that, okay?”